a-pair-of-harts:

(x)

there are two types of people

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cuterpillar:

subway stairway admonition: protect your magic <3 #graffiti #harlem

I’ve found that we generally start out good at one or the other: the magic, or its protection. I was better at the latter, starting out

cuterpillar:

subway stairway admonition: protect your magic <3 #graffiti #harlem

I’ve found that we generally start out good at one or the other: the magic, or its protection. I was better at the latter, starting out

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fuckyeahmst3k:

freakinalex:

You guys.

MST3K made the “call IXII” joke in the Hercules Unchained episode in 1992, five years before Disney’s Hercules made the joke in 1997.

Anyone else find this really weird, or is it just way too late at night and my brain is being weird?

It’s not that hard a joke.

"weird" is a stretch because A) the reason fuckyeahmst3k gives and 2) it’s also not difficult to imagine that maybe possibly perhaps SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN THE VAST SPRAWLING EMPIRE THAT IS ALL OF WHAT DISNEY OWNS IN THIS WORLD might have perhaps possibly maybe been a MSTie

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empiricallyricist:

queennubian:

queennubian:

spacecasefromtoast2toast:

queennubian:

idanceitarotiart:

queennubian:

bitteroreo:

2damnfeisty:

darkmoonperfume:

theelectricrelaxation:

I found this restaurant in Atlanta called Bon Rappetite (I don’t know how i’ve never heard of this, I live in Atlanta) and all of their fucking meals are named after rappers.

Ol’ Dirty Custard

Lil Kimchi

Master P Soup

Roastface Killah

WU TANG CLAMS

http://bon-rappetite.com/

Lil Wangs….

Master P soup…..

Ole Dirty Custard…..

I LIIIIIIIIIVEEE

Wu Tang Clams…

Method Mayonnaise…

Turkey Minaj…

BRUH….

The dude that plans this date wins

Most epic first date ever

The ring on the spot

But WU TANG CLAMS!! DOES IT COME WITH 36 BREADSTICKS???

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 36 BREADSTICKS!!!!!!!

it’s the thuggish ruggish pooone!

PooooOOOOooooOOOOOOooooooONNNNNNNNE

Look at the events at this freaking restuarant for Feburary

News & Events

 

no lie, imma still be laughin about this like 4 weeks from now

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"Ancient Aliens, or, ancient people of color couldn’t possibly have any kind of technological advances over whites so we’re gonna retcon that shit and say aliens did it."

anon (via Facebook)

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colleenrants:

MST3K Cocktails: Mr. B Natural
3 parts blue curacao
2 parts white creame de cocoa
1 part heavy cream
Shake with ice

I want this for every reasons

colleenrants:

MST3K Cocktails: Mr. B Natural

3 parts blue curacao

2 parts white creame de cocoa

1 part heavy cream

Shake with ice

I want this for every reasons

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

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nerdman42:

I’m up in the middle of the night.

Just thinking.

Mr. B Natural is going to kill me.

He/she can be anywhere he/she wants to be. He/she can read minds. He/she can teleport objects into his hands. He/she knows everyone’s father.

Goodbye cruel world. And remember.

Mr. B Natural is always watching.

Mr. B Natural as subject of creepypasta

we truly live in a golden age

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lysergic-asshole:

SMACKDOWN. GEORGE RR MARTIN WINS EVERY DEBATE EVER FOR THE REST OF TIME.

slow down for a second.

this is obviously a discussion that will have to keep going for as long as humans are alive, right?

I mean, on the one hand, I can understand how someone with less writing experience could imagine it to be difficult to write anything from a perspective that is not your own.  and I say this as a person with very little writing experience, and most of it is bad.  writing from different perspectives is, to the best of my knowledge, a huge part of what writers do, and are expected to do.  and the observation made by the interviewer reveals just as much about himself, and media expectations, and the overall state of media in general as it does about GRRM’s politics and abilities.  (and we won’t get started on how “different perspectives” can be anything from “just another guy who is not the guy who is writing this” to “a black transgender woman whose issues I could not even begin to comprehend but I will try to write about them anyway” or anything else)

the beauty in an exchange like this is the sheer number of issues that can be extrapolated, signal-boosted and openly discussed from just those three sentences and four GIFs.  it is much easier to pinpoint and start talking about problems when they are aired in public and pointed out like this.

(via mydrunkkitchen)

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helloletsdate:

American history is sexy.

helloletsdate:

American history is sexy.

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airspaniel:

alder-knight:

bayoread:

th3-p0t3nt-d3ath:

I think I’m gunna start having more sex ….

9-minute orgasm
I don’t think anyone would survive orgasming for nye on ten minutes.

PSA: I am an excellent diet aid AND an excellent cook.Also TMI TMI TMI I have been instrumental in a partner’s ten-minute orgasm before. She couldn’t walk again for aaaaaaaaages and she slept really well that night. She will probably be really embarrassed when she sees this on the internet.

TBH, I want all the things listed in both of these columns. Like, I ain’t even picky at this point.

lifestyle choices
and what is &#8220;the equivalent&#8221;

airspaniel:

alder-knight:

bayoread:

th3-p0t3nt-d3ath:

I think I’m gunna start having more sex ….

9-minute orgasm

I don’t think anyone would survive orgasming for nye on ten minutes.

PSA: I am an excellent diet aid AND an excellent cook.

Also TMI TMI TMI I have been instrumental in a partner’s ten-minute orgasm before. She couldn’t walk again for aaaaaaaaages and she slept really well that night. She will probably be really embarrassed when she sees this on the internet.

TBH, I want all the things listed in both of these columns. Like, I ain’t even picky at this point.

lifestyle choices

and what is “the equivalent”

(Source: the-struggles-of-young-men)

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Stephen Colbert Is CBS' Top Choice to Succeed Letterman | Mashable

wilwheaton:

beerburritowhiskey:

This could be interesting, and a big win for both Colbert and CBS…if it happens.

Please god no this would be such a waste of everything Colbert does.  I love Letterman, and I love Late Night, but what Colbert does on his own show is so much more important than telling jokes and interviewing celebrities.

wouldn’t America basically like catch on fire and then sink into the ocean if Colbert agreed to this

(Source: popculturebrain)

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niko-yuki:

Chell doesn’t like this experiment. by Pika-Robo
Chell will be out-riffing them both in no time

"please note that we have added a consequence for failure"

niko-yuki:

Chell doesn’t like this experiment. by Pika-Robo

Chell will be out-riffing them both in no time

"please note that we have added a consequence for failure"

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

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izkitty asked: This one's been bugging me for a while. Considering the...unique content of your comics, how many angry letters do you get from self-important mothers saying you've "ruined [their] child's innocence!" or "twisted [their] mind with your sick artwork!"?

jhonenv:

To date, since starting out with comics, through my time on ZIM and since, I can’t recall any kind of communication like what you’re describing. As parents who know about my work go, most, thankfully, have better things to do and far greater things to worry about than to write angry letters at me.

The only “parent letters” I’ve ever received on the subject of their children have been overwhelmingly positive, whether it’s about how some of my work inspired their kid to start making comics or made them want to get into animation, or some such thing. I’ve gotten mail from teachers describing students who opened up a bit because they were into my comics and, through comics, they were able to deal with some issue or another.

Now and then I hear about parents who were themselves fans of my comics from back when I was first doing them, and, despite being fans of my comics, managed to get someone to sexilize with them and they procreated! These parents tell me about how they sit with their kids to watch ZIM, they’ll tell me what parts the kids laugh at and it’s pretty awesome. 

Was any of this my intent when I was making all that stuff? Not at all. Hell, I was too busy giggling while writing something or drawing, the exact same way I do now when I’m working on something, to even think of a surreal future where people are digging my work with their kids, or, in some cases, waiting until the kid is old enough to show them the more intense stuff. Either way, it’s cool to hear about.

I am proud of your audience.

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